Chewbacca has survived Imperial blockades, bounty hunters, and hyperspace mishaps — so bombing on stage doesn’t scare him. Hailing from Kashyyyk, he’s the galaxy’s premier touring stand-up, turning angry roars and side-eye into punchlines that somehow kill even without a translator.

He has played to rowdy smugglers at the Mos Eisley Cantina, hecklers in Jabba’s palace, and did a sold-out winter residency at the Hoth Chuckle Hut (no refunds for frozen drinks). When he is not roasting stormtroopers for missing every shot, Chewie works blue about hyperdrives that will not cooperate and co-pilots who “have a bad feeling about this.” Wherever there is a mic, a crowd, and a questionable life decision being made, there is a good chance Chewie is on the bill.